I am officially 20 weeks today and tomorrow we will (I hope) find out the gender of our little turd.
First the facts:
Weight gain: 10 lbs – guess that’s what happens when you’re always eating and a parasite’s growing inside of you.
Cravings:
- a conservative 2 or 3 pickle spears, with a couple gulps of pickle juice with a string cheese chaser.
- Italian dressing on bag salad
- Zaxby’s fries was the first desired specific food, now I kind of want Wendy's.
- Fried rice with the white sauce from a Hibachi grill
- no sweets (ice cream early on for one week and I still have ice cream bars left from that)
- last night I wanted some really buttery and extra parmesan-y parmesan breadsticks. Good thing we were at Wal-Mart already so I could go raid the freezer section.
Clothes: no maternity yet. Any pants that are low rise still work, anything fitted or higher-waisted I jimmy rig with a hair elastic. A couple pairs of pants (and sadly my high-waisted pencil skirts) are officially out of commission until 5 months after this baby comes out.
In honor of finding out the gender of our fetus tomorrow, I thought I'd entertain some old wives tales. Place your bets and we'll see who the wiener is tomorrow - maybe it's our baby.
Wives Tales:
If the dark line under you belly button stops at your belly button it's a girl. If it continues above your bellybutton it's a boy. GIRL
Heart beat: Above 140
= girl, 140 or below = boy GIRL - our was 160 on the last visit.
put your wedding band on a string or hair and dangle it over your belly. If it swings back and forth it's a girl, if it swings in a circle i's a boy GIRL
Key test: If you pick it up by top it's a boy. Pick up by long skinny part, girl BOY
Mayan Tale: add age at conception and year of
conception. If sum is even number it is a girl, odd is boy GIRL
Acne: yes is girl, no is boy I don't think this counts for me because acne is the story of my life. My face acne is better, but I have back acne now (TMI?) so I don't know which way you want to go with this. I throw it out.
How you carry: low all in front, boy; high and got wider,
girl GIRL? I think my uterus is high so I could be a high low? I guess we'll just go with girl though...
Cravings: salty or sour – boy; sweets, fruit, orange juice –
girl I've been pounding oranges lately, but we'll say BOY
The Chinese Gender Chart claims to have an accuracy rate of over 90%. It is based on how old the mother is at conception and the month she conceived. BOY
Dreams: you dream of boy, you have a girl. If you dream of a girl you'll have a boy. I dreamed of a boy. GIRL
If the pregnant mother is clumsy it is a boy. If the pregnant mother is graceful it is a girl. Definitely a BOY on this one then. All those years of dance only help me look graceful as I bend over to pick up everything I drop three times.
Resting side: left –
boy, right – girl Prefer to sleep on my left side so it's a BOY
Have the pregnant mother show you her hands. If she places them out palms up - girl, palms down – boy BOY
Intuition: 71% of the time the mom-to-be’s guess is right. GIRL
Morning Sickness: yes – girl, no – boy BOY
Cold feet? Yes – boy, no – girl GIRL
Hair on legs growing faster? Yes – boy, no – girl GIRL
Hands dry: yes – boy, no – girl BOY
BOY: 8
GIRL: 9
Pretty close here folks. Guess these wives tales are full of malarkey.